Sometimes my butt hole secretes green slime...?

You are nasty boy Mister Logan ji! You will veddy certianly die if you does not stop putting the Lucky Charms cereal up your bottom hole. You needs to have more sexes with nice lady. I am very educated (harvard, etc) Hindu lady and will pleasure your lingam for hours on end with the Tantric tricks what I knows. WIll you make me visa to coem to your country?